The kids are watching “The Sound of Music”, and H wanted to know…
H: Why don’t nuns have children?
E: Because they’re Christian, and Christians believe that nuns are married to Hashem. So they can’t have a husband, which means they can’t have kids.
E: We are lucky we’re not Christians, huh?
H: Yeah! Jews have much more fun!
Well, there’s no arguing with that! 😛